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Astronaut tweets

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:25:46 -0700

sailor-sardonyx:

catchymemes:

@pishposh-haberdash !!!

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aqua-harry: tag urself: queer eye edition antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you,...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:23:58 -0700

aqua-harry:

tag urself: queer eye edition

antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you, hesitant when it comes to bold prints, greek yogurt’s #1 fan, closet bookworm, terrifyingly witty, cries quietly

bobby: loves a good sectional, can only see shades of navy and gray, can’t say no to a floral bermuda short, always wonders if you’re ready to see more, all about functionality

jonathan: hates sulfates, always lifting others up, the horniest of the group, not afraid to show affection and/or demand attention, a true hoe for DIY face masks, gives absolutely zero fucks about what others think

karamo: the Dad of the Group, softly demands that everyone have their shit together, believes there’s no such thing as too many bomber jackets, constantly reinventing yourself just because you can

tan: emotionally unavailable, fucking loves a french tuck, wants you to be you but elevated, rolls sleeves when lacking confidence, always ready for sex, please don’t touch my hair

revanslightsabers: y'all: hahah dairy is for whites those suckers!!! Cheaseheads!!!me, a cheese...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:08:27 -0700

revanslightsabers:

y'all: hahah dairy is for whites those suckers!!! Cheaseheads!!!
me, a cheese lovin, milk slurping, yoghurt snacking deshi bitch:

Paneer, kheer, kulfi…the list goes on.

vagueenthusiast: A young Charlie Weasley, starry-eyed and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:38:43 -0700

vagueenthusiast:

A young Charlie Weasley, starry-eyed and freshly scarred after his first run-in with a fledgling dragon.

ref.

ooooooooh pretttyyyy

headofwordsheartoftales: “The gods are among us. Zeus drinks himself half to death at the bar. He...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:15:09 -0700

headofwordsheartoftales:

“The gods are among us. Zeus drinks himself half to death at the bar. He makes bedroom eyes at every pretty girl to walk in the room. They will clutch their cans of mace a little tighter as they walk home tonight. Aphrodite helps a beaten girl to her feet, holding her tight as her young body is racked with sobs. Artemis stands nearby, preparing to hunt the thief of this young girl’s innocence. These are the only hunts she participates in anymore. Athena glares at Ares as bloody knuckles and booted feet connect with battered bodies between them. The fight clubs are their temples now. Dionysus stands behind a bar, serving drinks to rowdy men and pretty girls. Later, he will be found holding back the hair of girls, too young for the drinks they swallowed, as they vomit the concoctions they drank to forget the pain in the world. Dionysus understands and so he drinks more than anyone, if only to forget the suffering that has filled his immortal life. Hestia mourns the numerous broken homes. She puts extra effort in protecting the scant few happy families left. So Hestia has created a home for those lost and abandoned, for she too knows how it feels to be cast out by the family who should have loved you unconditionally. She understands what it feels like to be adrift and homeless. Apollo sits on a busy, crowded street, strumming his guitar and singing a song of loss and pain. He uses poetry and music to mourn the pain in the world. He berates himself constantly, because for every life he saves, ten more are extinguished. He has stopped visiting hospitals because he can’t help but feel his efforts are futile. He hasn’t seen his sister in years, and he misses her most at night, when he can see her beloved stars and moon. Hermes slumps in a chair, exhausted from the horror gracing the human news. He decides he is no longer deserving of the title “messenger of the gods,” since he hasn’t delivered a message in centuries. Not when the gods no longer keep in touch. So he reverts to his favorite pastime: stealing. But what use is mortal money to a god? Hera sits in the shadows of a bar and struggles to summon the dredges of the vindictive, jealous anger that used to come so easily to her when she saw her husband with another woman. Hera thinks that perhaps in this modern world, she would do better as the goddess of divorce. Because, really, how can she profess that marriage is the best gift the world has to offer when she can’t even keep her husband in her bed? When he doesn’t even bother pretending that he loves her? Yes, goddess of failed marriages has such a lovely, miserable ring to it. Poseidon wanders the beach, picking up the scattered trash that poisons his domain. His tears mix with the salt water on his cheeks and he weeps for the suffering of his oceans. He feels the pollution like a phantom pain, and he scoffs at himself, full of loathing for the god of the sea who could not protect his oceans from mortals. Hades lounges in his extravagant mansion, smiling at his lovely wife curled at his side. Blessed is he, for there will always be death, and mortals will always worship his riches. Of all his siblings, Hades, the scorned brother, cursed to rule the underworld, is the only one to still enjoy immortality. Persephone is as beautiful as ever and she is happy with her loving husband who always joins her in her protests, right alongside her as she weeps for for the dying of this earth, as she cries herself to sleep at night when she thinks of all the loss of nature’s beauty and life. This world is suffering and she is the only one to hear its cries. They haunt her dreams. Hecate flips the sign on the window to say closed. She longs for days gone by when people knew the truth. Magic is very real. Instead, she has to smile politely while customers come to her store to purchase items they know not how to use and religious men preach about how witchcraft is a sin, and she will burn in hell. Hecate does not care. She is as immortal as magic. Cupid narrows his eyes with scorn every time he hears the word love fly from the lips of people who do not understand the meaning of the word. Though who is he to judge them when all his matchmaking attempts end in failure. Perhaps the mortals simple do not want him to decide who they love. Perhaps it is their turn to choose. Athena prowls through college campuses, holding signs high in protect with the students around her. These fearless children are her people. She scoffs at the professors who are simply going through the motions, who fail to appreciate the brilliant minds all around them. She never fails to notice. Ares picks his way across a battlefield and finds himself at the ruins of what used to be an elementary school. He no longer understands war, hasn’t for centuries. This was not brave, this was not heroic. This was senseless bloodshed. He sees nothing holy in this ruined world. Aphrodite swallows the bile in her throat as she hears another rapist has been left free. She glares daggers at boys yelling obscene things at women. She’s long stopped romanticizing love. However, sometimes she sees a young girl handing over her baby to an older couple who tried for years, and she remembers what she once represented. Sometimes she sees Ares across the room of soldiers returning from the horrors of war, and as they embrace the loved ones they left behind, she smiles at him. Artemis takes her role as protector of young women seriously. There’s a gun tucked into her waistband and a switchblade in her pocket. She can’t save them all, so she has also become an avenging goddess. She can be found in the streets or at battered women’s shelters, preparing for the next hunt. The gods are dying. The gods wish they were dead. Is immortality a blessing or a curse?”

— The gods were always too human for their divinity (inspired by the writings of @crossroadsbela )

This is incredible.

manchester-memories: Just for clarification because I’ve seen a few posts about this on my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:08:53 -0700

manchester-memories:

Just for clarification because I’ve seen a few posts about this on my dash:
-THERE’S NO PLACE FOR SOMAPS/MAPS/PEDOPHILES ON THIS BLOG
-THERE’S NO PLACE FOR PEDOPHILIA APOLOGISTS ON THIS BLOG
-THERE’S NO PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK PEDOPHILES BELONG IN THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY ON THIS BLOG
-THERE’S NO PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO EXCUSE ANY KIND OF ATTRACTION TOWARDS CHILDREN ON THIS BLOG
-THERE’S NO PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK A CHILD CAN CONSENT ON THIS BLOG
If you are one of these nasty ass pedophiles or do/post anything from this list, please unfollow and block me and it would be also great if you deleted your entire blog because there’s no place for you in any community, especially in the lgbt community
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, stay safe and report any form of pedophilia you see

Aah you guys so sweet! 100 followers, I can’t believe it!...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:15:04 -0700

Aah you guys so sweet! 100 followers, I can’t believe it! Thank you so much!

An idea: asexual Katniss Everdeen

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:56:14 -0700

An idea: asexual Katniss Everdeen

the american high school experience

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:19:42 -0700

the-american-bad-dream:

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

sweaterkittensahoy: were-all-queer-here: Yes 👏👏👏 What a lovely...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:21:43 -0700

sweaterkittensahoy:

were-all-queer-here:

Yes 👏👏👏

What a lovely person. Thank you.

(His wiki article includes some incredibly important parts of the difficulty of coming to terms with his sexuality and finding his true self.)

YESYESYESYESYES👏👏👏👏

martisun:slides £5 across the table please @danielhowell YES...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:20:50 -0700

martisun:

*slides £5 across the table* please @danielhowell

YES please

thatnordicguy: thatgirlonstage: marlowehoe: star-anise: wei...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:20:29 -0700

thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names,

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”

me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

That’s incredible

manchester-memories: List of images you can hear (phandom edition) I can. I can hear them and...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:52:48 -0700

manchester-memories:

List of images you can hear (phandom edition)

I can. I can hear them and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.

manchester-macchiatos: little dnp things that sometimes pop into my head that i can’t help but tear...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:51:46 -0700

manchester-macchiatos:

little dnp things that sometimes pop into my head that i can’t help but tear up about:
- anything boncas related
- knowing that they frequently play mario kart together
- that one moment during the fnaf:sister location video, you know the one
- any thought relating to their forever home. just- kill me
- the snoooooot. dooooOOOT video. phil just chilling filming dan doing his dan thing in his dan world. just… wow. imagine how many little moments like that they have on a daily basis that we never know about.
- the inside joke. looking at each other after making an old reference and going OOOOOOH with that stupid face. dorkS
- the fucking liveshow where they weren’t wearing pants and they had ~phils/dans corner~ so as not to capture them on the camera. like- thats just next level domestic. cuddled up with your bro on the couch under a blanket with no pants on, being bros, you know… man dudes….
- phil paints dans nail. we know he has once. he has offered to again recently. this is a thing. in this timeline. in this economy.
- they celebrate familys birthdays and holidays together… like…. what….. kind of married shit…… dan celebrates phils mums birthday with them in like 2014??? and dan went to a family dinner with phil for his birthday in 2012…… like bitch this still happens to this day. fuk
- “mine and phil’s life” “our life” “our home” “our forever home” bi t c h
- the dancing to thinking out loud video. fuck
- “you’re next to me… in my life”
- when they went for a little hike together in 2017 and took photos of each other all snuggled up in their coats with the beautiful background
- “we haven’t seen each other in like 8 hours! i just want to tell you all about… my lexicon”
- “its almost december you know what that means….” *several guesses later* * dan does the biggest heart eyes* “oh- GAMINGMAS”
- the face cupping in pinof9 when phil’s checking out dan’s whiskers
anyways i’m emotional bye

danyphil: c Sghghdnhvdshknh he’s so pretty

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:49:09 -0700

danyphil:

c

Sghghdnhvdshknh he’s so pretty

skydiamcnds: andy-the-anon: benedictedcumberbabeof221: acitym...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:43:51 -0700

skydiamcnds:

andy-the-anon:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

Excuse you his name is bombegranite cutecumber you casual

tag yourself I’m cutecumber

candy-store-phan: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: dans-softcur...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:41:45 -0700

candy-store-phan:

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

turquoisespace:

dans-softcurls:

yourdailydanandphil:

When you realize DanAndPhilGames could be shut down because of the upcoming European copyright laws

Oh shit

I feel like no one realises how bad this actually is. To make it clear for y'all if this law passes, it’s going to be 1000x worse than net neutrality. This is a literal internet censorship.

Want to post a cute fanart? BLOCKED. A fanfic? BLOCKED. Do you have a friend in europe and want to send them a meme? BLOCKED. Youtube let’s plays? BLOCKED Dan’s meme videos? BLOCKED.

Nearly not enough people are talking about this so please, even if you’re not european, help us and take part. We did the same when net neutrality was trying to ruin all of our lives. I’ll put some useful links below.

PETITION:

- !anyone can sign!

~~CALL/E-MAIL YOUR LOCAL MPs~~

x <- fixed link for call/email your local mps

- !you can only do this if you live in europe/uk!

MORE INFO

EVEN MORE INFO

Take part, lads🌸✨

Right so to add to this. My friend has already been affected by this shit today . Her gmail profile pic which was eevee (pokemon) has been removed apparently due to eu copyright laws. It was a fucking profile pic. @eu fuck u

also Philip DeFranco made a p good video about this topic. I’ll link it which according to the new laws will also be illegal.

video

🇺🇸 Another addition for y'all americans: Just so you know there’s quite a big chance a certain cheeto could get inspired by the shit eu is going to pass rn and then we’re all screwed.

🇬🇧 UK lads: UK is going to be affected by this until the day they officially leave the EU and that is in 2021. Contact your local MPs link is above.

🇪🇺 europeans: Are basically all going to be fucked if we don’t do something! Contact your local MPs link is above.

🌏Rest of the world is hopefully sane but still…. please try to help even if this isn’t going to affect you directly.

Any help is appreciated but please try to spread the message as well as signing the petition. Thank u all

I’m reblogging this again because people aren’t giving it enough attention. The internet is screwed

Go sign it, even if you don’t live in the EU!!

Dan’s face tho

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:39:11 -0700

Dan’s face tho

txainof: @amazingphil wallpaper for your wallpaper needs!...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:30:15 -0700

txainof:

@amazingphil wallpaper for your wallpaper needs! :)
Instagram | Twitter

Ack it’s so cute!

bandsomnia: for those who are doubted or told that you can’t,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:29:33 -0700

bandsomnia:

for those who are doubted or told that you can’t, you. can.

Idol

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Astronaut tweets

aqua-harry: tag urself: queer eye edition antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you,...

tag urself: queer eye edition

revanslightsabers: y'all: hahah dairy is for whites those suckers!!! Cheaseheads!!!me, a cheese...

vagueenthusiast: A young Charlie Weasley, starry-eyed and...

headofwordsheartoftales: “The gods are among us. Zeus drinks himself half to death at the bar. He...

manchester-memories: Just for clarification because I’ve seen a few posts about this on my...

Aah you guys so sweet! 100 followers, I can’t believe it!...

An idea: asexual Katniss Everdeen

the american high school experience

sweaterkittensahoy: were-all-queer-here: Yes 👏👏👏 What a lovely...

martisun:*slides £5 across the table* please @danielhowell​ YES...

thatnordicguy: thatgirlonstage: marlowehoe: star-anise: wei...

manchester-memories: List of images you can hear (phandom edition) I can. I can hear them and...

manchester-macchiatos: little dnp things that sometimes pop into my head that i can’t help but tear...

danyphil: c Sghghdnhvdshknh he’s so pretty

skydiamcnds: andy-the-anon: benedictedcumberbabeof221: acitym...

candy-store-phan: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: turquoisespace: dans-softcur...

When you realize DanAndPhilGames could be shut down because of the upcoming European copyright laws

Dan’s face tho

txainof: @amazingphil wallpaper for your wallpaper needs!...

bandsomnia: for those who are doubted or told that you can’t,...

martisun:slides £5 across the table please @danielhowell YES...